Daily Fishing and Outdoor Report
Convinced it would soon become an Olympic event, Calvin practiced day and night ...
The old "If a tree falls in a military ceremony and there's nobody around to ..."
The winner of the "What the hell did you expect!?" award goes to…Continue
Added by jaymann on August 11, 2017 at 8:00pm — No Comments
(Will re-post this evening if any updates come in.)
Friday, August 11, 2017: Come on down, we’re holding another weekend here along the Jersey Shore. I too often slip and exclusively use the term “LBI” when talking about fun along the coast. That understates the massive presence – and fun – had by bayside folks, many of whom boat to beat the band, not…Continue
Added by jaymann on August 10, 2017 at 1:00pm — No Comments
A novel but highly effective way to expose fakers in soccer ...
During the final phase of the new Causeway:
You recall in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" when they used too much dynamite? See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHXK2t50S-8…
Added by jaymann on August 9, 2017 at 12:30pm — No Comments
Some dogs have a nose for tracking, while others ...
So, I've been getting up in the morning all wrong ...
Added by jaymann on August 8, 2017 at 6:30pm — No Comments
Why flies must learn to resist frozen watermelon ...
Convinced the opponent was trying to run home with the last available rugby ball, Lyle stepped in to save the day.
A tad less manly, a bicyclist who hates people trying to touch his pussy ...…Continue
Added by jaymann on August 4, 2017 at 2:00pm — No Comments
Shortly after being unable to decide between khaki or light brown pants, Nevis once again was haunted by his difficulty in fully committing to anything. ....
Then there's that whole over-commitment thing ...
After a decade of faking injuries, Marcella had no idea how to react in this case ...…Continue
Added by jaymann on August 3, 2017 at 1:30pm — No Comments
Surfers Take Note:
Forget to bring your rod just one stinkin' time ... …
Added by jaymann on August 2, 2017 at 8:30pm — No Comments
Added by jaymann on August 1, 2017 at 4:30pm — No Comments
Once again, the superior mind of man over squirrel ...
You better hide ... I'll be getting you very soon, like next week or whenever.
Need info ... Jay, got half way across the bay from SC and saw…Continue
Added by jaymann on July 31, 2017 at 1:30pm — No Comments
Where did all the flower children go? Oh, I think I see the problem.
Sunday, July 30, 2017: Insta-nor-easter wasn’t much, just a Saturday ruiner – which I guess is half-bad news for weekenders. I can tell from church this a.m. that many folks cancelled their trips upon hearing about the iffy skies. Well, they’re missing a first-rate Sunday, beach-wise.…Continue
Added by jaymann on July 28, 2017 at 8:30pm — No Comments
Never mess with a highly trained tray-guy.
And why outfielding should be left to outfielders ... lady!…
Animals are so dumb ...
Then, again ...
Yet another reason why it's best not to let uncles babysit. ... …Continue
Added by jaymann on July 25, 2017 at 8:00pm — No Comments
You mean to say it simply hadn't been tried before?
My idea of venting using a cat ... …
Annual Running of the Morons. "Hey, if I wear black, the bulls won't go after me."
While, somewhere in India, legislators have yet again found it unnecessary to have child protection…Continue
Added by jaymann on July 19, 2017 at 8:00pm — No Comments
"Hey, I didn't get swanked out like this for nothing ..."
While down in the hallway of the special behavioral needs wing ...
Tuesday, July 18, 2017: It’s already time to talk in rest-of-week terms – and it looks hot for angling.
We might be entering into…Continue
Added by jaymann on July 18, 2017 at 3:30pm — No Comments
Blessed are the, uh, chickens ... for theirs is ...
Then there's always pre-chicken of the sea ...
Knowing the limits of your own skill set is vital in all lifeforms ...
Added by jaymann on July 16, 2017 at 1:00pm — No Comments
What would drive anyone to do this ... regardless of the fairly cool outcome?
Nice recovery, dude ... Didn't fool anyone, but still a nice recovery.
Thursday, July 13, 2017:…Continue
Added by jaymann on July 13, 2017 at 1:30pm — No Comments
Oh, s***, now you did it ... Let's get outta here!
Added by jaymann on July 12, 2017 at 12:00pm — No Comments
When a dog realizes that humans finally get it ...
Nothing bogus about this soccer assault ...
Despite being pink, this ribbon displays an…Continue
Added by jaymann on July 9, 2017 at 11:00pm — No Comments
Guess who got into the 50-pound bag of Tasty Nibbles while you were on the beach?
And guess who copped an attitude halfway through the walk?
Saturday, July 08, 2017: If you worked around the hard SW winds, there were bayside fluke to be had … and a decent beach,…Continue
Added by jaymann on July 8, 2017 at 6:30pm — No Comments