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Saturday, May 13, 2017: This is a type of day frogs dream about.

"It's Saturday, woman!"

Chimp waking up

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Today's "I meant to do that."

Elephant head spin

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Friday, May 12, 2017: What a bonus day. That means all we have to do now is get through the heavy drips ...

Today's "What the hell did you think would happen?" :

Hamster bounces off exercise ball

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"Feed the grouper. Everybody does it. Just spear a fish and dangle it. It's easy. ..."…

Goliath grouper bites off scuba diver's fins

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Thursday, May 11, 2017: Here’s hoping you were among the throngs that cashed in on the big, narrow blues

Late for her hair appointment, Heather decided to take the short cut to the salon. ...

Woman crosses train tracks

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Life lesson: There's celebrating too soon .. and then there's celebrating too long.  …

Kid goal celebration fail

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Tuesday, May 09, 2017: Tough day. Putting out paper while ... Trolling messes up the good name of fishing

If this kinda makes sense ... you were brought up in a cool home. 

Kid climbs stairs

This, on the other hand ... Ferrofluid

Tuesday, May 09, 2017: Tough day. Putting out paper while jamming in a board meeting with Coastal Volunteers in Medicine – a great group serving underprivileged and…

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Monday, May 08, 2017: Highly mixed reports, even more so than usual ... also shiney and a highly personal hand sanitizer ..

Below: NYC tries new approach to discouraging the unlawful driving of blocked-off side streets. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG3-ZE4sb3M

Wrecking ball fail

Below: No harm, no foul ... That translates into this kicker being suspended for who knows how long ... 

Wrong ball

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Friday, May 05, 2017: You’d think, on a pretty much washed-out day, I’d have plenty of time to write blogish stuff ...

Even dogs have morning-after-partying bouts with reality, thinking the old, "She looked so much hotter at last call." 

 dog friends capybara australian shepherd new friends GIF

Below: It is suspected that the screw-ball-playing gene might run through entire dog families.

Friday, May 05, 2017: You’d think, on a…

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Tuesday, May 02, 2017: Winds have been havocy. My house was a-shakin’ all last night

Yet another reason man-hugs are best avoided ...  

Owned by the rollercoaster

... Of course, there are way worse manly man moments ... 

He got wood

While the island-nation of Nauru has never won a war, its Army does a mean ...…

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Friday, April 28, 2017: Tick alert! If you’re an outdoors type ...

Tree cutters almost hit passing woman

Synchronized puppy fall

Now, this is an LBI-ready rescue vehicle. In fact, it's a just plain LBI-ready "buggy" period ... rescue ilk or not. …

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Thursday, April 27, 2017: Yikes. It’s tough to be wheel-less for even one day ... Load and loads of stuff below

I can see taking this kinda personal ... 

Horse reacts to woman in unicorn mask

Pits bulls have a weird sense of fun things to do all day ... 

Dog gets thrown back by treadmill

So do some Indians ... 

Yogi ain't afraid of no train

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Monday, April 24, 2017: The bluefish bite is often elusive – then it attacks, identical in temperament to the marauding-horde lifestyle of the species

Teaching children to ... Who knows what the hell they're teaching these children .

 children china park fishing living GIF

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Kiel proves the effectiveness of his new Sunken-SUV fishing method ...  

Below: Catch and release ... or…

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Sunday, April 23, 2017: Uplifting showing of the documentary Ocean Frontiers III; Ocean Stewardship & the New Blue Economy in Ship Bottom

Below: A creature of habit, Chenille wasn't going to let anything interfere with her daily breakdancing practices ... 

Below: Back in the day, times in women's track meets were often predicated on air…

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Thursday, April 20, 2017: Don’t let any rain bumb your weekend. There will be fish -- so damn the moisture.

When doing the stick-to-the-wall human Velcro trick, you should always ... Well, see if you can guess what is essential ...  

Spiderman wannabe

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This battle goes on until someone chokes. …

Antagonistic fish

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Tuesday, April 18, 2017: Those folks lucky enough to have an extended Easter vacation, nabbed another mighty-fine Island day

It was a mystery as to why young Dane ended up moving into the Alaskan wilderness to live with wolverines ... until this video showed up ...  

Below: You decide ... on both.…

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Monday, April 17, 2017: Thanks for the offers of “Easter” bluefish but I really want to get out there myself ... eDNA is the future

Below: The next time you come across a lame-ass mime ... do this ... Then jump up all pissed and go after him. 

Invisible wall

Below: After having all his chickens killed by hawks, Norm brought in a mixed martial arts chicken from Brazil ... …

Giant chicken

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Sunday, April 16, 2017: Unbelievable church turnouts today! Bluefish are such jerks, as in jerky material.

More later today ... 

Hand feeding wildlife ... Good idea or not so much? 

Raccoon bites man that tries to feed it

"OK, mister, what are you doing at this feeder? Come on, spit it out.  ... Oh, gross! Let me see you hands!" …

Chipmunk drops loot

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Thursday, April 13, 2017: I see where there's now a white perch bite being dubbed as "Hot." ... Fishing for snakes ... OUCH!!!!

It was all very innocent until Pippin accidentally went into the adjacent cigarette machine ... and now has a three-pack-a-day habit.  

Squirrel steals candy from vending machine

"You wanna see a photobomb? I'll show you a photobomb, tourist." …

Zoo Gibbon attacks man

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Tuesday, April 11, 2017: See “Dead bat news” below. It’s a decent bet we’ll have some beach bassing on LBI ...

Albert opened a new can of manliness and demanded his wife make Easter dinner ... or else!

Canned chicken

... While Hal, in Greenman character, tactfully opted out of taking the manliness route ...

Reporter ball in the face

Of course, the manliness route also has some bumps of its own ...  …

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Monday, April 10, 2017: We’re on something of a sky roll ...

Tugboat: "Whoa, Nellie! Get back here you little devil you."

Tugboat assisting larger ship

Below: To a friend who swore off pizzas during Lent ... Only a few more days to go!

Baking pizza

Some newscasters don't give a rat's ass about the weather ... or hand…

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Friday, April 07, 2017: Nice day for hiking/digging about in the woods – but it was briskly chilly;

Giraffe tries to eat leaves off tree on the wall

Some thought my gif in the last blog (above) -- as a giraffe tried to eat artwork trees -- reflected badly on the intelligence of giraffes. In fact, one griper sent in this indignant selfie ... Sorry.

Sup?

Below: So you think the world is moving too fast for you, eh? 

Baby follows toy with eyes

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Wednesday, April 05, 2017: Above is an update regarding the dredging of LEI. The start and finish dates are getting later by the minute.

You kinda really should read this ..

Little Egg Inlet Dredging Expected to Begin in Early July

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A project to…

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