Jaymann's Blog – November 2017 Archive (18)

Just when I thought I might be getting over my fear of flying ... My luck, I'd get this updated 737 ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nRisSRUmEc

Update: Decent weigh-in day at the…

Gotta try this with some local crabbers next summer. 

"Oh, look, dolphin! I think I'll jump in and swim with them."

 Wednesday, November 29, 2017: As boaters continue to pummel bass of all sizes, the beach is now fairly readily offering schoolies. A good casting session might offer half…

Every time you start doing something else ... 

Sight-fishing for drones ... 

a drone OOOPS ...

Non update on chopper circus over Stafford Twp. Media is being kept well at bay. Still, check back…

So a drunk guy pays $25 to see a striptease act ... Then asks for the stripper's number. 

It's awful when whites try to go all urban ... 

"What's wrong with that bird!?"…

 Cat be like ... "Oh s***, it's still alive!" 

Reposting: This is NOT Photoshopped ... That tongue louse came hauling ass out of the bass ... abandoning ship, as it were. 

(Soon to come?????????????? Or, might they already be in our midst?) …

"Allow me to demonstrate my method of scaling a jump bar of that nature ..."  

"With the litheness of a gazelle, I maintain a firm bite on my prey whilst poetically launching myself onto the ... " 

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"Well, if you would have taken me out when I needed to go ..."

"Hey, nobody was about to tell her the drag was set way too loose ..."

Cellphones and fishing??? ... A pattern develops --…

First we have ... 

Then, there's Pedro ... 

Followed by a retriever who doesn't get only going in knee-deep ...   

Sunday, November 19, 2017: That was a woolly wind last night, as in wild and woolly. There was one frontal passage wins that blew near 50 mph. The…

The Christmas gift for the cat that has everything ... 

When you really don't trust circle hooks ... 

Alert: Monumental traffic jams getting on and off Island, mainly getting off late in the day. It's because of repaving work on the Causeway. I was told of a 90 minute wait…

Not only cops but even police dogs hate being shot at ... 

Ditto for lions ... 

Imagine a police lion? Adds a whole new dimension to a cop yelling, "Come out or you'll get bit ... and clawed and maimed and stomped and ... "…

Why you only put in one bullet when training ...  

Don't learn it, kid. It'll haunt you for the rest of your life.

Monday, November 13, 2017: Drippy but highly fishable on the beach,…

That also applies to my buddies, the often unsung DOD vets.  

Sunday, November 12, 2017:  A fair flow of striper reports, Classic-based and everyday in nature. Today sure isn’t knocking the socks off surfcasters. As I did a frontbeach drive-about, there was a ton of idle…

Early day report ... with partial bass alert ... 

Friday, November 10, 2017: Might this be the beginning? Below you’ll see…

With exploding electronics in the news, this Asian gal perfectly pranks her gullible peeps ... note the catch-all smash-with-broom approach taken by the one gal ... 

Why it's good being a koala bear…

Best dang bait-girl in the business ... Dibs.

Best dang bait-girl in the business ... Dibs.

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"What, you think a couple fingers can fix this mood!?"…

"Got me a dried worm ... Yahoo!"

This week's "What did you expect" award ... 

Docking classes somewhere in the Caribbean ... 

(There will be some minor…

Friday, November 03, 2017: Winds have roughed up the surf again, though the John Matt bass (see story below) has a load of anglers out there fighting the 2- to 4-foot surf.…