Jaymann's Blog – May 2017 Archive (16)

Notice the deep concern afforded by others on the field. Hey, he might actually be hurt -- but you know what they say about crying "Ouch!" one too many times. Soccer remains one weird-ass sport when it comes to injuries. 

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This week's "Why it's not good to let…

If you're going to be the heroic boyfriend, uh, maybe practice first.

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BELOW: In case you somehow missed the famed sea lion abuses child video, taken on a cellphone by…

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Saturday, May 27, 2017: Saw a few recreational fleets in near-beach water off LBI. Binoc-ed but couldn’t tell what was coming up, though I have to think blues over bass or fluke. I’ll await reports

Fluke reports are…

How I feel at work ... 

Not many people get thrown out of bowling alleys on their ear, but there's always one ... 

Bluefish alert: A new wave of blues is pushing along the LBI beachfront, south to north. High intensity hooking, both bait and…

Fails to stop for pedestrians crossing ... Where's a cop when you need one! Oh, here's one now.

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Did you ever have one of those "Why me!? days ... 

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So, it's a rainy day and you have this kick-ass motorcycle and a long table ... …

"Quick, dude, before that little girl comes back."

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Aha!

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Helena lost at least half of her viewers during her first "Cat Yoga" video blog ... not to mention the trust of her cat.   

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This week's "He seemed so much smarter at the per store."…

On a news note: A small plane went down near the Eagles Nest Airport, Eagleswood, at around 8:30 pm today. 

(Photos and more info soon up at http://thesandpaper.villagesoup.com)

Per emergency radio chatter, the small plane crashed on the…

"It's Saturday, woman!"

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Today's "I meant to do that."

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Today's "What the hell did you think would happen?" :

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"Feed the grouper. Everybody does it. Just spear a fish and dangle it. It's easy. ..."…

Late for her hair appointment, Heather decided to take the short cut to the salon. ...

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Life lesson: There's celebrating too soon .. and then there's celebrating too long.  …

If this kinda makes sense ... you were brought up in a cool home. 

This, on the other hand ... 

Tuesday, May 09, 2017: Tough day. Putting out paper while jamming in a board meeting with Coastal Volunteers in Medicine – a great group serving underprivileged and…

Below: NYC tries new approach to discouraging the unlawful driving of blocked-off side streets. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG3-ZE4sb3M

Below: No harm, no foul ... That translates into this kicker being suspended for who knows how long ... 

Below: This week's…

Even dogs have morning-after-partying bouts with reality, thinking the old, "She looked so much hotter at last call." 

Below: It is suspected that the screw-ball-playing gene might run through entire dog families.

Friday, May 05, 2017: You’d think, on a…

Yet another reason man-hugs are best avoided ...  

... Of course, there are way worse manly man moments ... 

While the island-nation of Nauru has never won a war, its Army does a mean ...…