Jaymann's Blog – April 2017 Archive (15)

Now, this is an LBI-ready rescue vehicle. In fact, it's a just plain LBI-ready "buggy" period ... rescue ilk or not. …

I can see taking this kinda personal ... 

Pits bulls have a weird sense of fun things to do all day ... 

So do some Indians ... 

Thursday, April 27, 2017: Yikes.…

Teaching children to ... Who knows what the hell they're teaching these children .

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Kiel proves the effectiveness of his new Sunken-SUV fishing method ...  

Below: Catch and release ... or…

Below: A creature of habit, Chenille wasn't going to let anything interfere with her daily breakdancing practices ... 

Below: Back in the day, times in women's track meets were often predicated on air resistance ... …

When doing the stick-to-the-wall human Velcro trick, you should always ... Well, see if you can guess what is essential ...  

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This battle goes on until someone chokes. …

It was a mystery as to why young Dane ended up moving into the Alaskan wilderness to live with wolverines ... until this video showed up ...  

Below: You decide ... on both.…

Below: The next time you come across a lame-ass mime ... do this ... Then jump up all pissed and go after him. 

Below: After having all his chickens killed by hawks, Norm brought in a mixed martial arts chicken from Brazil ... …

More later today ... 

Hand feeding wildlife ... Good idea or not so much? 

"OK, mister, what are you doing at this feeder? Come on, spit it out.  ... Oh, gross! Let me see you hands!" …

It was all very innocent until Pippin accidentally went into the adjacent cigarette machine ... and now has a three-pack-a-day habit.  

"You wanna see a photobomb? I'll show you a photobomb, tourist." …

Albert opened a new can of manliness and demanded his wife make Easter dinner ... or else!

... While Hal, in Greenman character, tactfully opted out of taking the manliness route ...

Of course, the manliness route also has some bumps of its own ...  …

Tugboat: "Whoa, Nellie! Get back here you little devil you."

Below: To a friend who swore off pizzas during Lent ... Only a few more days to go!

Some newscasters don't give a rat's ass about the weather ... or hand…

Some thought my gif in the last blog (above) -- as a giraffe tried to eat artwork trees -- reflected badly on the intelligence of giraffes. In fact, one griper sent in this indignant selfie ... Sorry.

Below: So you think the world is moving too fast for you, eh? 

Friday, April 07, 2017:…

You kinda really should read this ... 

Little Egg Inlet Dredging Expected to Begin in Early July

The latest "Cut! ... Let's try it again from the top."

Tempers were short after the crash of this inflatable commercial airliner ... 

Tuesday, April 04, 2017: Quite the rainfall, totally a quick…

How to tell a dieting giraffe ... (That's backdrop artwork it's hypothetically dining upon)

Below: I can't believe somebody beat me to this Mentos and diet soda experiment. You snooze, you lose. …