Uh, but why?...

Rainy day, synchronized contentment ... 

Tuesday, September 19, 2017: Thar she blows. Make that, there he blows. And Jose blew this day clean off the map, which was no skin off my back since I was deeply stuck at work for a 12-hour shift.…

Martin Truex Jr. rallies, wins NASCAR Playoffs opener at Chicagoland

Sunday, September 17, 2017: Well, the busy time of my year is over … now things get really busy.

From sunrise to sunset I’m on the mullet trail. To no avail, to date. More on their absence in my weekly column.

As to guessing why the mullet aren’t…

Words cannot adequately describe ...   

These looters were somehow noticed by police in Florida ... If they had only painted it with camouflage colors. 

Thursday, September 14, 2017: Feeling mighty summerish out there. And…

You pick up your cup of juice and right before you take a sip ... 

September 13, 2017: As expected, the waves just keep coming. It does make it tough to surfcast, though roughed up conditions could be a gamefish draw starting very soon. Baitfish are already in the system, adding to the near-beach attraction for blues, bass and whatever.…

Below: This could easily pass as a hoarder's home ... worthy of  TV show intervention. "Sir, you have to realzie you have a hoarding problem. We love you and we're here to help clean up this mess."

These rooms belonged to Pablo Picasso. The estimated value of the mess seen here has been "likely underestimated" to be a quarter-billion dollars. What's more, it's believed just such a cleanup was done. Many pieces in these…

No need for a starting gun. She wins on coolness alone ... 

Below: This week's "What the hell did you expect, numbnuts?!" 

Sunday, September 10, 2017: Irma is upon us – “us” being the mainland USA, covered by a…