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Wednesday, March 07, 2018: A subtle wind shift from the NE to NNW removes some of the ocean-effect warmth, meaning the white stuff will be moving quite close to the coast

1:45 ... INSANE RAIN AND MANY A THUNDER RUMBLE ON LBI. Also, snow mixing in, Surf City. 

Wednesday, March 07, 2018: A subtle wind shift from the NE to NNW removes some of the ocean-effect warmth, meaning the white stuff will be moving quite close to the coast. While the white’s main target remains west of I-95, more areas of Jersey could see three inches and (way) up. We might now see anywhere from an Island coating to sweepable amounts. Should a wave…

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Tuesday, March 06, 2018: So, what should we talk about? I’m talked raw over the last nor-wester ...

Tuesday, March 06, 2018: So, what should we talk about? I’m talked raw over the last nor-wester -- and I’m really not big on forecasting the upcoming blow. I have much better luck postcasting a storm -- after it has been here and gone. My accuracy at postcasting is excellent, as is my Monday morning quarterbacking.

As to the forecasts of what’s now coming up the pike, I…

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Sunday, March 04, 2018: Quick flooding update; Midday:

Below: Mark Temme surfing ... in the bay!! 

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Sunday, March 04, 2018:

Quick flooding update; Midday: Flooding is an ass-pain on the Boulevard, which is bubbling forth the worst drive-ruining waters yet, relating to this nor’wester.

The west winds have backed off, allowing the bay…

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Saturday, March 03, 2018: It’s not half bad out there ... midday flood rundown; new surfing waves have formed; tale of nor'esters

Above: Lake Holgate recharged. 

Saturday, March 03, 2018: It’s not half bad out there. In fact, I take back what I said about not coming to the Island today. If you really must…

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Nor'wester a-blow ... Friday, March 02, 2018: It’s honkin’ like all get-out … as expected. NW winds

Friday, March 02, 2018: It’s honkin’ like all get-out … as expected. NW winds are pushing mid-40s mph (5 p.m.) and could be building a bit more. The snowflakes mixing in are fully expected, after all, we’re getting icy NW air from western New York, which is getting up to two feet of…

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Thursday, March 01, 2018: Storm thoughts.

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Thursday, February 22, 2018: I sweated out yesterday, literally; dredge stuff; why deer bear two young ...

Kids nowadays ... can't even walk into a saloon ... 

Kid gets hit by swinging doors

While a choir, somewhere in Asia, misreads the conductor's baton indicator for a low note ... 

 Stage collapses under an 80-person choir

While baby Chantelle suddenly realizes she's being stalked ... …

Little girl gets scared of her own shadow

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Monday, February 19, 2018: Welcome back to all you warmbirds ... Dark days for blackbacks.

Pooch suddenly realizes his owner is also a dogcatcher ...  

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In an incomprehensibly ironic turn of events, two protesters rallying against the need for the new Claireborn Brain Injury Clinic went around back and ... 

Funny burglary fail

Monday, February 19, 2018:…

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2/13/2018 ... A gadgeteer speaks ...

Old meets new 

Below: I don't miss it at all! …

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Sunday, February 11, 2018: This gully-washing rain is just what the sand-cleaning doctor ordered ...

Just one of those days ... 

Watch how this dog knows just what a rope rescue is all about. ... And notice how he isn't letting go of the rope until off the ice. …

Dog rescues self from frozen pond by pulling on rope

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Tuesday, February 06, 2018: I’m still trying to shake this ensconced midwinter funk; tsunami scare a chuckle; Hunter gets goosed

Wow, I never saw this in "Fun Ways to Mess With Cats." Where's some blue tape? 

Amputee cat descends stairs on front legs

And people still wonder why I prefer the Summer Olympics. 

Pole vault trick - Joel Pocklington

Whenever you think you're really, really bored ... …

Kid lays down under a moving train

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Tuesday, January 30, 2018: A wet snow makes for a sightly lookabout. It also politely melts away in a flash.

You gotta have an arriving mom with an amazing sense of humor to try this railway prank ... 

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Sunday, January 28, 2018: Things are looking kinda blackish along the beachfront of Holgate

A nearby fish simply couldn't take any more of this woman's ranting ... 

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Below: Despite warnings from the sturgeon general ... 

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Friday, January 26, 2018: So I come out of the woods after a dismally slow treasure hunting day ... "Someone call the sheriff!"

Looking at this kiddie book about Noah's ark, one has to wonder how we still have lions ... …

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Tuesday, January 23, 2018: Today’s pummeling rains have surely loosed the last of the heavily-applied road salt ... bag ban banter.

Squeamish about snakes. Perfect. Check this out. Florida.

Now, check what was in its belly ... AYS (Are you serious)! "Yep, it's definitely Rudolph. Sad."…

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Sunday, January 21, 2018: Yesterday was a lot like a groundhog look-about for me, pre-Feb. 2; finding a brass porthole.

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Sunday, January 21, 2018: Yesterday was a lot like a groundhog look-about for me, pre-Feb. 2.  I had been so buried in artwork and assorted carvings that I almost missed the chance to pop outside to see if this increasingly bad-ass winter was tiring of taunting me. And it sure seemed to be backing off … knock on…

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Tuesday, January 16, 2018: Double Creek dredging is pretty much done; Spontaneous human combustion; Facebook bans publishers

So, I'm at this trade show and I'm told I can't live without one of these bad boys ...  

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My phone is going crazy as NYC designers want me to collect bones for them; something about a new killer style for summer 2018. …

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Sunday, January 14, 2018: I’m working on a slew of non local things for my weekly column. That’s never a good sign for this blog. It means there’s squatola to talk abou

This cartoon is suddenly not so funny ... I have a Hawaii simile scare profile starting up further down. Give it a read. 

Imagine if they actually began doing it on purpose!?…

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