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Monday, August 14, 2017: The quick tropical groundswell yesterday really roughed up the surf ...

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I'm betting that's a cosmonaut ... Those dang Ruskies. 

Kate Upton in Zero-G

Monday, August 14, 2017: The quick tropical groundswell yesterday really roughed up the surf and made inlet passages a bit bumpy. Although the swell dropped today, a second wave of waves will show midweek, reflecting the wave-making actions of…

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Saturday, August 12, 2017: Very unusual to have a calm wind day in the heart of summer ...

Convinced it would soon become an Olympic event, Calvin practiced day and night ... 

Impressive truck driving skills

The old "If a tree falls in a military ceremony and there's nobody around to ..." 

Falling tree interrupts Russian military ceremony

The winner of the "What the hell did you expect!?" award goes to…

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Friday, August 11, 2017: Come on down, we’re holding another weekend ... Calloway accident report, Dead duck follow-up

(Will re-post this evening if any updates come in.)

Friday, August 11, 2017: Come on down, we’re holding another weekend here along the Jersey Shore. I too often slip and exclusively use the term “LBI” when talking about fun along the coast. That understates the massive presence – and fun – had by bayside folks, many of whom boat to beat the band, not…

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Wednesday, August 09, 2017: That was one gorgeous day. I went outback on it, doing a deep-woods bike-about ...

A novel but highly effective way to expose fakers in soccer ... 

Soccer warm-up

During the final phase of the new Causeway: 

Barrier-Transfer Machine creates extra lane for rush hour

You recall in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" when they used too much dynamite? See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHXK2t50S-8…

7000 fireworks go off at once

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Tuesday, August 08, 2017: Winds – or lowness of same – is the big news. It is very odd for midsummer to offer days ...

Some dogs have a nose for tracking, while others ... 

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So, I've been getting up in the morning all wrong ... 

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Monday, August 07, 2017: Let the rain come down. Not such a bad thing if you’re back at work, i.e. as is me.

Why flies must learn to resist frozen watermelon ... 

Fly stuck to frozen watermelon

Convinced the opponent was trying to run home with the last available rugby ball, Lyle stepped in to save the day. 

Rugby foul play

A tad less manly, a bicyclist who hates people trying to touch his pussy ...…

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Thursday, August 03, 2017: Just feels fine as all get-out out there. We’re in the guts of summer but already I’m getting back-to-school info

Shortly after being unable to decide between khaki or light brown pants, Nevis once again was haunted by his difficulty in fully committing to anything. .... How to climb the escalator properly

Then there's that whole over-commitment thing ... 

Beach faceplant

After a decade of faking injuries, Marcella had no idea how to react in this case ...…

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Wednesday, August 02, 2017: Cool storm front late today. It’s not going to be much of a factor, wind-wise ... don't go blind.

Surfers Take Note: 

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Forget to bring your rod just one stinkin' time ... …

 crazy scared fish whoa jumping GIF

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Alert:  JCAA's 23rd Annual Fluke Tournament - August 5, 2017 Awards Ceremony - Thursday August 10 - Starts at 7pm - Registration at 3pm  $50,000 Doormat Fluke Cash Prize  Angler weighing in biggest …

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JCAA's 23rd Annual Fluke Tournament - August 5, 2017
Awards Ceremony - Thursday August 10 -…
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Monday, July 31, 2017: Back to relative normalcy in ocean and sky ...

Once again, the superior mind of man over squirrel ... 

Squirrel jump fail

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You better hide ... I'll be getting you very soon, like next week or whenever. 

Time-lapse dandelion closing

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Need info ... Jay, got half way across the bay from SC and saw…

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Sunday, July 30, 2017: Insta-nor-easter wasn’t much, just a Saturday ruiner ...

Where did all the flower children go? Oh, I think I see the problem. 

Sunday, July 30, 2017: Insta-nor-easter wasn’t much, just a Saturday ruiner – which I guess is half-bad news for weekenders. I can tell from church this a.m. that many folks cancelled their trips upon hearing about the iffy skies. Well, they’re missing a first-rate Sunday, beach-wise.…

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Thursday, July 27, 2017: Tell me I didn’t just see that miserable change in the weekend forecast ... State has a save-fluke plan

Never mess with a highly trained tray-guy. 

Spinning tray revenge

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 And why outfielding should be left to outfielders ... lady!…

Foul ball bounces off womans head

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Tuesday, July 25, 2017: Wow. That’s cool. I’m talking about the weather. ...

Animals are so dumb ...

 Cat jumps off balcony ledge

Then, again ... 

Wall flip fail

Yet another reason why it's best not to let uncles babysit. ... …

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Monday, July 24, 2017: Yes, there has been fewer and fewer blogs herein. I’ve hit a not unexpected impasse ...

You mean to say it simply hadn't been tried before? 

The flying penguins

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My idea of venting using a cat ... …

Ceiling cat fail

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Added by jaymann on July 20, 2017 at 8:00pm — 1 Comment

Thursday, July 20, 2017: It’s a scalding morn on LBI -- 97 by 11 a.m. However, the sea breezes are trying to come to the rescue, midday.

 

Annual Running of the Morons. "Hey, if I wear black, the bulls won't go after me."

Guy dodges running bulls

While, somewhere in India, legislators have yet again found it unnecessary to have child protection…

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Tuesday, July 18, 2017: It’s already time to talk in rest-of-week terms

"Hey, I didn't get swanked out like this for nothing ..."  

Kid follows women

While down in the hallway of the special behavioral needs wing ... 

Hallway swimming

Tuesday, July 18, 2017: It’s already time to talk in rest-of-week terms – and it looks hot for angling.

We might be entering into…

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Saturday/Sunday, July 15/16, 2017: Weekend surfcasters met with one of the largest eelgrass washups in many moons

Blessed are the, uh, chickens ...  for theirs is ..Chickens break up rabbit fight

Then there's always pre-chicken of the sea ... 

Cracking an egg underwater

Knowing the limits of your own skill set is vital in all lifeforms ... 

Kitten failed jump off the TV

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Late-day…

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Thursday, July 13, 2017: There’s a bit of an ocean breeze out there but ... beach badge banter

What would drive anyone to do this ... regardless of the fairly cool outcome? 

Rubber bands vs watermelon

Nice recovery, dude ... Didn't fool anyone, but still a nice recovery. 

Student woken by clapping

Thursday, July 13, 2017:…

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Wednesday, July 12, 2017: Mighty fine day out there. A goodly amount of radio chatter ...

Oh, s***, now you did it ... Let's get outta here!

Dog bites license plate off car

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Alliance for a Living Ocean's photo.
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Added by jaymann on July 12, 2017 at 12:00pm — No Comments

Tuesday, July 11, 2017: Warm ocean water has led to a couple man o’ war sightings on LBI beaches

When a dog realizes that humans finally get it ... 

Dog working out with women

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Nothing bogus about this soccer assault ... 

Soccer dive

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Despite being pink, this ribbon displays an…

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