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Wednesday, June 21, 2017: This hurricane season is wasting no time getting on the map

This week's example of: "Why uncles can't be left with babies."

Dad squirts milk into baby's mouth

Can you pick the smarter of the two dogs? …

Dog passes treat to other dog

Girl at auto show dances

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Monday, June 19, 2017: Wind and more wind. It got ultra-blowy later ... big storms a'comin (6 p.m.)

The old glued down slipper trick ... Hey, come to think of it, I've never seen it before. 

The glued slippers prank

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He'd say later: "It just somehow felt right ... given the moment."The chase

Alert: Big storms ... doorstep ... 6 p.m. …

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Friday, June 16, 2017: There’s always some bugaboo. Tomorrow would seem fine for boat fishing the a.m. ...

Easily bored when just lying on the beach???? Well, ... here ya go.  

Catching a seagull at the beach

Then there's private school boredom ... 

Synchroonized disobediance

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Guess…

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Wednesday, June 14, 2017: So yesterday I mention the unlikeliness of reported 70-degree beach waters and today ...

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The latest "Why uncles shouldn't babysit" ... 

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Wednesday, June 14, 2017: So yesterday I mention the unlikeliness of reported 70-degree beach waters and today a northeast wind blows and it was 70.8 when I just took the water temp; up some six or seven degrees in half a…

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Tuesday, June 13, 2017: Typical Tuesday workload ... but there's more

"Hey, buddy, the restrooms are for customers only! ... I hate my job." 

Horse walks into police station

When "Play dead!" goes entirely too far. 

Dog plays dead when getting shot

Of course, there is a time and place ... …

Gazelle's surprise escape

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Monday, June 12, 2017: Smokin’ hot … both the mainland temps and the beach time on LBI

Bored to death with his fuzzy mouse toy, Mr. Jingles snuck outside to play the hubcap game, taught to him by the late Mr. Bertrand.    …

Cat vs. car

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Thursday, June 08, 2017: A tad dingy out there today, much to the dislikement (dislikement?) of MTV ...

Nice motoring weekend coming up ... 

Police chase drift

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Below: This is a man you might like to party with ... or not so much.

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Wednesday, June 07, 2017: The sun just busted out, midday. The fishing potential is huge for surf and jetty fishing ...

Public service announcement: 

TRENTON -- The State Police and state transportation agencies will conduct a drill Thursday to rehearse a traffic pattern that would be used on some segments of highways in the event of a hurricane, the state Department of Transportation said.

Officials will practice a so-called "contra…

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Monday, June 05, 2017: Boy did it hit the crappy skids quickly today ...

Asian carp fishing just keeps getting more and more competitive ... 

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"Hold up, guys! Uh, let me explain something about canoeing ... conceptually speaking."…

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Sunday, June 04, 2017: Another winner of a day ... Now that's a fat bass, bro.

  

"Cute? I'll show you cute!"…

Wiener dog videobombs baby

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Saturday, June 03, 2017: That was on beautiful day if I do say so myself ...

Sunday report this evening ... opportunity permitting.  

Saturday, June 03, 2017: That was one beautiful day if I do say so myself, especially the late afternoon when the air got so clear you could see right through it – you know, without mist, CO2 and other warm-weather stuff.…

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Thursday, June 01, 2017: Nice scattering of mid-sized blues -- bay, inlet and ocean

Notice the deep concern afforded by others on the field. Hey, he might actually be hurt -- but you know what they say about crying "Ouch!" one too many times. Soccer remains one weird-ass sport when it comes to injuries. 

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This week's "Why it's not good to let…

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Tuesday, May 30, 2017: Despite the well-attended holiday weekend on LBI, I didn’t get a slew of striper landing reports from the suds

If you're going to be the heroic boyfriend, uh, maybe practice first.

Kick fail

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BELOW: In case you somehow missed the famed sea lion abuses child video, taken on a cellphone by…

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Saturday, May 27, 2017: Was told about a few recreational fleets in near-beach water off LBI. Binoc-ed but couldn’t tell what was coming up

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Saturday, May 27, 2017: Saw a few recreational fleets in near-beach water off LBI. Binoc-ed but couldn’t tell what was coming up, though I have to think blues over bass or fluke. I’ll await reports

Fluke reports are…

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Bluefish alert: Wednesday, May 24, 2017: What a day a difference makes … and versa vice.

How I feel at work ... 

Turtle fence climb fail

Not many people get thrown out of bowling alleys on their ear, but there's always one ... 

Basketball bowling shot

Bluefish alert: A new wave of blues is pushing along the LBI beachfront, south to north. High intensity hooking, both bait and…

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Tuesday, May 23, 2017: Wasn’t all that bad today, though all I managed was a couple walks ...

Fails to stop for pedestrians crossing ... Where's a cop when you need one! Oh, here's one now.

Girl gets hit by police car while crossing the street

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Monday, May 22, 2017: LBI traffic signals go full-cycle today, i.e. green, yellow, red. The bad news is ...

Did you ever have one of those "Why me!? days ... 

Cop owns bicyclist

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So, it's a rainy day and you have this kick-ass motorcycle and a long table ... …

The oldest trick in the world

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Friday, May 19, 2017: Scalding out there today, way hotter along the beach than yesterday

"Quick, dude, before that little girl comes back."

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Aha!

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Thursday, May 18, 2017: I did a real fun auction up Vincentown way yesterday. And it was hot, both temps and deals.

Helena lost at least half of her viewers during her first "Cat Yoga" video blog ... not to mention the trust of her cat.   

Cat startled by girl's yoga fall

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This week's "He seemed so much smarter at the per store."…

Dog tries to fetch darts thrown on TV

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On a news note: A small plane went down near the Eagles Nest Airport, Eagleswood, at around 8:30 pm today.  (Photos and more info soon up at http://thesandpaper.villagesoup.com) Per emergency radio c…

On a news note: A small plane went down near the Eagles Nest Airport, Eagleswood, at around 8:30 pm today. 

(Photos and more info soon up at http://thesandpaper.villagesoup.com)

Per emergency radio chatter, the small plane crashed on the…

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