This week's example of: "Why uncles can't be left with babies."

Can you pick the smarter of the two dogs? …

The old glued down slipper trick ... Hey, come to think of it, I've never seen it before. 

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He'd say later: "It just somehow felt right ... given the moment."

Alert: Big storms ... doorstep ... 6 p.m. …

Easily bored when just lying on the beach???? Well, ... here ya go.  

Then there's private school boredom ... 

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The latest "Why uncles shouldn't babysit" ... 

Wednesday, June 14, 2017: So yesterday I mention the unlikeliness of reported 70-degree beach waters and today a northeast wind blows and it was 70.8 when I just took the water temp; up some six or seven degrees in half a…

"Hey, buddy, the restrooms are for customers only! ... I hate my job." 

When "Play dead!" goes entirely too far. 

Of course, there is a time and place ... …

Nice motoring weekend coming up ... 

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Below: This is a man you might like to party with ... or not so much.

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Public service announcement: 

TRENTON -- The State Police and state transportation agencies will conduct a drill Thursday to rehearse a traffic pattern that would be used on some segments of highways in the event of a hurricane, the state Department of Transportation said.

Officials will practice a so-called "contra…

Asian carp fishing just keeps getting more and more competitive ... 

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"Hold up, guys! Uh, let me explain something about canoeing ... conceptually speaking."…

"Cute? I'll show you cute!"…

Sunday report this evening ... opportunity permitting.  

Saturday, June 03, 2017: That was one beautiful day if I do say so myself, especially the late afternoon when the air got so clear you could see right through it – you know, without mist, CO2 and other warm-weather stuff.…

Notice the deep concern afforded by others on the field. Hey, he might actually be hurt -- but you know what they say about crying "Ouch!" one too many times. Soccer remains one weird-ass sport when it comes to injuries. 

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This week's "Why it's not good to let…

If you're going to be the heroic boyfriend, uh, maybe practice first.

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BELOW: In case you somehow missed the famed sea lion abuses child video, taken on a cellphone by…

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Saturday, May 27, 2017: Saw a few recreational fleets in near-beach water off LBI. Binoc-ed but couldn’t tell what was coming up, though I have to think blues over bass or fluke. I’ll await reports

Fluke reports are…

How I feel at work ... 

Not many people get thrown out of bowling alleys on their ear, but there's always one ... 

Bluefish alert: A new wave of blues is pushing along the LBI beachfront, south to north. High intensity hooking, both bait and…

Fails to stop for pedestrians crossing ... Where's a cop when you need one! Oh, here's one now.

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Did you ever have one of those "Why me!? days ... 

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So, it's a rainy day and you have this kick-ass motorcycle and a long table ... …

"Quick, dude, before that little girl comes back."

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Aha!

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Helena lost at least half of her viewers during her first "Cat Yoga" video blog ... not to mention the trust of her cat.   

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This week's "He seemed so much smarter at the per store."…

On a news note: A small plane went down near the Eagles Nest Airport, Eagleswood, at around 8:30 pm today. 

(Photos and more info soon up at http://thesandpaper.villagesoup.com)

Per emergency radio chatter, the small plane crashed on the…