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Sunday, October 15, 2017: The big calm-down has begun. The waves are down to four-feet

I don't care how many Dramamine you take before you begin a shift on this oil rig ...

Oil rig vs. big waves

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Turnabout ... 

Crocodile attacks lion crossing the river

Jaguar jumps into river to catch cayman

Jaguar catches crocodile

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Friday, October 13, 2017: All I have to report upon is the ocean and beachfronts.

OLDIE: Further proof that white birds can't jump. (My photo.)

Below: Those were the days. (My photo)…

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Wednesday, October 11, 2017: Well, the NE winds are building. And it now looks like they may gust well over 35 mph ...

Wife says: "Steven, go stand over near those TVs where you can't get into any trouble." Salesman be sayin ... 

Customer knocks down 4 TVs

Check all the bases this licence plate touches (seen in Holgate parking lot). I like the way it gives LBI a real national feel. Quite cool. …

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Monday, October 09, 2017: THE OCEAN Is junked up; More waves to come.

Opening credits for MGM ... 

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Friday, October 06, 2017: In case you haven’t been to the beach in the afternoon lately, the tides are astronomically low, literally ...

Kitefest weekend is upon us ... (Preview seen today) 

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Wednesday, October 04, 2017: And then there were none. Sorry if I’m overdoing this mullet run but it’s my current outdoor shtick

Man pushes car out of parking lot

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Only about 150 years too late, dude.

Candlestick that extinguishes itself

Wednesday, October 04, 2017: And then there were none. Sorry if I’m overdoing this mullet run but it’s my current outdoor shtick -- after spending too much time in the office this summer.

Just like…

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Tuesday, October 03, 2017: Just like that, the mullet turned on, a bit spigot-like. ...

"Nice throw, dude! Now, you can just go and get it ..." 

Black labs on pier fetch fail

... "We want to go see what games Johnny has to play. Oh, boy!"

 William Tell trick shot with dog

Why does John Hurt instantly jump to mind!! ??????????…

Baby moving inside belly

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Sunday, October 01, 2017: I’ve been so out-and-about that I’ve been beyond computer range ...

"Oh, crap! Did the treat get ruined!? Quick, look for it!" 

Dog pushes man out of boat

 "I'm straight, dude!"   …

Jumping on horse fail

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Wednesday, September 27, 2017: Well, the surf is rockin’ and rollin’. Maria is sending powerful calling cards – powerful enough to eat away at some already over-eaten beaches.

"Don't you try to mess with my pathetic deprived child look!" 

Little girl reacts to tear being wiped off her face while crying

Wednesday, September 27, 2017: Well, the surf is rockin’ and rollin’. Maria is sending powerful calling cards – powerful enough to eat away at some already over-eaten beaches.

I tried to reach the Rip at Holgate but the slowly dropping high tide…

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Special: Tuesday, September 26, 2017: It’s finally official: Double Creek dredging will begin this fall. (See full press release down below. Mariners, please read. )

(Above: Weeks Marine does wetlands/marshlands restoration work.) 

Tuesday, September 26, 2017: It’s finally official: Double Creek dredging will begin this fall. (See full press release down below. Mariners, please read. )

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Sunday, September 24, 2017: Readying for a new swell, now that Jose’s waves have run their 10-day course.

Below: On Similar paths ...

Another way to cruise LBI beaches ... I think it's legal. …

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Friday, September 22, 2017: More waves, more winds, more warmth. ... Weeks gets beach replen contract.

This week's "Why you shouldn't let uncles babysit." 

Playing with sleeping baby's arms

Of course, aunts aren't much better ... 

Kid on trike fail

Below: Yet another soul who doesn't get the concept of "Run!" …

Photographer vs. giant wave

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Wednesday, September 20, 2017: Things are settling down, wave-wise. Oh, there are still large wind swells ...

 

Below: Oh, sure, it was his fault. Dumbass tennis players.

David Nalbandian kicks linesman

Below: Cameraman be thinkin': "Hell, no. ... Not on what I get paid." 

Man jumps from window to escape police

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Tuesday, September 19, 2017: Thar she blows. Make that, there he blows. ...

Uh, but why?...

Surfing backflip

Rainy day, synchronized contentment ... 

Synchronized tail wagging

Tuesday, September 19, 2017: Thar she blows. Make that, there he blows. And Jose blew this day clean off the map, which was no skin off my back since I was deeply stuck at work for a 12-hour shift.…

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Sunday, September 17, 2017: Well, the busy time of my year is over … now things get really busy ... Where have the mullet gone?

Martin Truex Jr. rallies, wins NASCAR Playoffs opener at Chicagoland

Sunday, September 17, 2017: Well, the busy time of my year is over … now things get really busy.

From sunrise to sunset I’m on the mullet trail. To no avail, to date. More on their absence in my weekly column.

As to guessing why the mullet aren’t…

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Thursday, September 14, 2017: Feeling mighty summerish out there. And the Jose waves keep coming …

Words cannot adequately describe ...   

These looters were somehow noticed by police in Florida ... If they had only painted it with camouflage colors. 

Thursday, September 14, 2017: Feeling mighty summerish out there. And…

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September 13, 2017: As expected, the waves just keep coming ... Albies, anyone?

You pick up your cup of juice and right before you take a sip ... 

 ants GIF

 summer hey ants GIF

September 13, 2017: As expected, the waves just keep coming. It does make it tough to surfcast, though roughed up conditions could be a gamefish draw starting very soon. Baitfish are already in the system, adding to the near-beach attraction for blues, bass and whatever.…

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Tuesday, September 12, 2017: Talk about calm winds. With fluke season over, the need for a drift breeze has gone. ...

Below: This could easily pass as a hoarder's home ... worthy of  TV show intervention. "Sir, you have to realzie you have a hoarding problem. We love you and we're here to help clean up this mess."

These rooms belonged to Pablo Picasso. The estimated value of the mess seen here has been "likely underestimated" to be a quarter-billion dollars. What's more, it's believed just such a cleanup was done. Many pieces in these…

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Sunday, September 10, 2017: Irma is upon us – “us” being the mainland USA, covered by a shared federal flood insurance program.

Dog participates in selfie

No need for a starting gun. She wins on coolness alone ... 

Getting in place

Below: This week's "What the hell did you expect, numbnuts?!" 

SW 500 Magnum vs. swimming pool

Sunday, September 10, 2017: Irma is upon us – “us” being the mainland USA, covered by a…

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