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"Allow me to demonstrate my method of scaling a jump bar of that nature ..."   "With the litheness of a gazelle, I maintain a firm bite on my prey whilst poetically launching myself onto the ... "  …

"Allow me to demonstrate my method of scaling a jump bar of that nature ..."  

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"With the litheness of a gazelle, I maintain a firm bite on my prey whilst poetically launching myself onto the ... " 

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"Ma'am, allow me to demonstrate my chosen method of scaling a jump bar ..."  

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"With the litheness of a gazelle, I maintain a firm bite on my prey, whilst agilely launching myself onto the ... " 

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Sunday, November 19, 2017: That was a woolly wind last night

First we have ... 

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Then, there's Pedro ... 

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Followed by a retriever who doesn't get only going in knee-deep ...   

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Sunday, November 19, 2017: That was a woolly wind last night, as in wild and woolly. There was one frontal passage wins that blew near 50 mph. The…

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Thursday, November 16, 2017: I had an off day yesterday … as in off the Island (possible updates later)

The Christmas gift for the cat that has everything ... 

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When you really don't trust circle hooks ... 

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Alert: Monumental traffic jams getting on and off Island, mainly getting off late in the day. It's because of repaving work on the Causeway. I was told of a 90 minute wait…

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Tuesday, November 14, 2017: Man, it’s nice out … and I’m nice and shut in *** LET THE LEI DREDGING COMMENCE

Not only cops but even police dogs hate being shot at ... 

Amazing police dog catches shooter

Ditto for lions ... 

Lion attack

Imagine a police lion? Adds a whole new dimension to a cop yelling, "Come out or you'll get bit ... and clawed and maimed and stomped and ... "…

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Monday, November 13, 2017: Drippy but highly fishable ... BASSING BOOM AND BUST

Why you only put in one bullet when training ...  

Gun recoil to the face

Don't learn it, kid. It'll haunt you for the rest of your life.

Friendly Golden retriever protects puppy

Monday, November 13, 2017: Drippy but highly fishable on the beach,…

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Sunday, November 12, 2017: A fair flow of striper reports, Classic-based and everyday in nature ... will stop back in here this evening

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That also applies to my buddies, the often unsung DOD vets.  

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Sunday, November 12, 2017:  A fair flow of striper reports, Classic-based and everyday in nature. Today sure isn’t knocking the socks off surfcasters. As I did a frontbeach drive-about, there was a ton of idle…

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Friday, November 10, 2017: Might this be the beginning? Early day report ... with partial bass alert ...

Early day report ... with partial bass alert ... 

Friday, November 10, 2017: Might this be the beginning? Below you’ll see…

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Thursday, November 09, 2017: The surf is still pretty much grinding; 4 to 5 feet ... small Double Creek dredge update

With exploding electronics in the news, this Asian gal perfectly pranks her gullible peeps ... note the catch-all smash-with-broom approach taken by the one gal ... …

Girl electrocutes self prank

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Tuesday, November 07, 2017: This has become one of the chilliest days of the fall ...

Best dang bait-girl in the business ... Dibs.

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"What, you think a couple fingers can fix this mood!?"…

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Tuesday, November 07, 2017: This has become one of the chilliest days of the fall ...

Best dang bait-girl in the business ... Dibs.

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Sunday, November 05, 2017: LBI has become the land of the never-ending surf ... Holgate look-about and a saucy moonshine still.

"Got me a dried worm ... Yahoo!"

Wasp takes off on hoverbike

This week's "What did you expect" award ... 

Seagull steals fish from old lady

Docking classes somewhere in the Caribbean ... 

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(There will be some minor…

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Friday, November 03, 2017: Winds have roughed up the surf ... CLASSIC GET’S BIGGER IN SURF CITY:

Friday, November 03, 2017: Winds have roughed up the surf again, though the John Matt bass (see story below) has a load of anglers out there fighting the 2- to 4-foot surf.…

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Tuesday, October 31, 2017: Might this be the cleanup that sets things off, fishing-wise?

This week's "Why it's best not to let uncles babysit." 

Baby wants to eat daddy's cereal

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The real reason behind the disappearance of honeybees ... …

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Thursday, October 26, 2017: The fall edition of black seabass season is up and running. When winds lay down, there could be a bit of a mad rush out to structure

Cool move, soccer dude ... Had that been the NFL lawsuits would already be flying. .

Accidental female referee cop a feel

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So, you're saying the affects of sugar on children is highly over-stated ... Or, is this how to secretly dispense Ritalin? …

Kid gets overexcited about pudding

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Wednesday, October 25, 2017: Not that I’m any sort of authority on “Booms!” but I can absolutely assure that there was a house rattling “Boom!”

Momentarily convinced that reincarnation might be fun, Ayush suddenly had second thoughts about trying it out ...  

Yogi ain't afraid of no train

New addition to the "They'll never learn" files ... 

Sea lion steals fish from posing fisherman

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Success is often in the eyes of the beholder…

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Double Creek update ... Tuesday, October 24, 2017: South winds to over 35 mph have totally riled the ocean

It had been a proud moment for little Mahmud ... until 

Baby elephant tumbles while chasing birds

Mess with just one lemur and ... 

Lemurs attack duck with duckling

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Alert: Double Creek dredge update. Tuesday, October 24, 2017: South winds to over 35 mph have totally riled the ocean ...

It had been a proud moment for little Mahmud ... until ... "Mommy!" ...

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Mess with just one lemur and ... …

Lemurs attack duck with duckling

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Sunday, October 22, 2017: Small craft advisory is on for a patch of highly changeable winds – SE, SW, NE back to SW.

Nothing sweeter than a little girl and her pet, uh, carp ... WTF!? 

Girl catches big fish

A tad touchy are we?…

Guy slips during crocodile show

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