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May 2017 Blog Posts (16)

Thursday, June 01, 2017: Nice scattering of mid-sized blues -- bay, inlet and ocean

Notice the deep concern afforded by others on the field. Hey, he might actually be hurt -- but you know what they say about crying "Ouch!" one too many times. Soccer remains one weird-ass sport when it comes to injuries. 

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This week's "Why it's not good to let…

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Added by jaymann on May 31, 2017 at 12:30pm — No Comments

Tuesday, May 30, 2017: Despite the well-attended holiday weekend on LBI, I didn’t get a slew of striper landing reports from the suds

If you're going to be the heroic boyfriend, uh, maybe practice first.

Kick fail

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BELOW: In case you somehow missed the famed sea lion abuses child video, taken on a cellphone by…

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Added by jaymann on May 29, 2017 at 1:30pm — No Comments

Saturday, May 27, 2017: Was told about a few recreational fleets in near-beach water off LBI. Binoc-ed but couldn’t tell what was coming up

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Saturday, May 27, 2017: Saw a few recreational fleets in near-beach water off LBI. Binoc-ed but couldn’t tell what was coming up, though I have to think blues over bass or fluke. I’ll await reports

Fluke reports are…

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Added by jaymann on May 27, 2017 at 5:00pm — No Comments

Bluefish alert: Wednesday, May 24, 2017: What a day a difference makes … and versa vice.

How I feel at work ... 

Turtle fence climb fail

Not many people get thrown out of bowling alleys on their ear, but there's always one ... 

Basketball bowling shot

Bluefish alert: A new wave of blues is pushing along the LBI beachfront, south to north. High intensity hooking, both bait and…

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Added by jaymann on May 24, 2017 at 1:00pm — No Comments

Tuesday, May 23, 2017: Wasn’t all that bad today, though all I managed was a couple walks ...

Fails to stop for pedestrians crossing ... Where's a cop when you need one! Oh, here's one now.

Girl gets hit by police car while crossing the street

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Added by jaymann on May 22, 2017 at 11:00pm — No Comments

Monday, May 22, 2017: LBI traffic signals go full-cycle today, i.e. green, yellow, red. The bad news is ...

Did you ever have one of those "Why me!? days ... 

Cop owns bicyclist

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So, it's a rainy day and you have this kick-ass motorcycle and a long table ... …

The oldest trick in the world

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Added by jaymann on May 21, 2017 at 12:30pm — No Comments

Friday, May 19, 2017: Scalding out there today, way hotter along the beach than yesterday

"Quick, dude, before that little girl comes back."

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Aha!

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Added by jaymann on May 19, 2017 at 1:30pm — No Comments

Thursday, May 18, 2017: I did a real fun auction up Vincentown way yesterday. And it was hot, both temps and deals.

Helena lost at least half of her viewers during her first "Cat Yoga" video blog ... not to mention the trust of her cat.   

Cat startled by girl's yoga fall

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This week's "He seemed so much smarter at the per store."…

Dog tries to fetch darts thrown on TV

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Added by jaymann on May 18, 2017 at 2:30pm — 1 Comment

On a news note: A small plane went down near the Eagles Nest Airport, Eagleswood, at around 8:30 pm today.  (Photos and more info soon up at http://thesandpaper.villagesoup.com) Per emergency radio c…

On a news note: A small plane went down near the Eagles Nest Airport, Eagleswood, at around 8:30 pm today. 

(Photos and more info soon up at http://thesandpaper.villagesoup.com)

Per emergency radio chatter, the small plane crashed on the…

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Added by jaymann on May 14, 2017 at 10:00pm — 1 Comment

Saturday, May 13, 2017: This is a type of day frogs dream about.

"It's Saturday, woman!"

Chimp waking up

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Today's "I meant to do that."

Elephant head spin

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Friday, May 12, 2017: What a bonus day. That means all we have to do now is get through the heavy drips ...

Today's "What the hell did you think would happen?" :

Hamster bounces off exercise ball

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"Feed the grouper. Everybody does it. Just spear a fish and dangle it. It's easy. ..."…

Goliath grouper bites off scuba diver's fins

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Added by jaymann on May 12, 2017 at 11:30am — No Comments

Thursday, May 11, 2017: Here’s hoping you were among the throngs that cashed in on the big, narrow blues

Late for her hair appointment, Heather decided to take the short cut to the salon. ...

Woman crosses train tracks

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Life lesson: There's celebrating too soon .. and then there's celebrating too long.  …

Kid goal celebration fail

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Tuesday, May 09, 2017: Tough day. Putting out paper while ... Trolling messes up the good name of fishing

If this kinda makes sense ... you were brought up in a cool home. 

Kid climbs stairs

This, on the other hand ... Ferrofluid

Tuesday, May 09, 2017: Tough day. Putting out paper while jamming in a board meeting with Coastal Volunteers in Medicine – a great group serving underprivileged and…

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Monday, May 08, 2017: Highly mixed reports, even more so than usual ... also shiney and a highly personal hand sanitizer ..

Below: NYC tries new approach to discouraging the unlawful driving of blocked-off side streets. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG3-ZE4sb3M

Wrecking ball fail

Below: No harm, no foul ... That translates into this kicker being suspended for who knows how long ... 

Wrong ball

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Added by jaymann on May 7, 2017 at 12:30pm — No Comments

Friday, May 05, 2017: You’d think, on a pretty much washed-out day, I’d have plenty of time to write blogish stuff ...

Even dogs have morning-after-partying bouts with reality, thinking the old, "She looked so much hotter at last call." 

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Below: It is suspected that the screw-ball-playing gene might run through entire dog families.

Friday, May 05, 2017: You’d think, on a…

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Added by jaymann on May 5, 2017 at 8:00pm — 1 Comment

Tuesday, May 02, 2017: Winds have been havocy. My house was a-shakin’ all last night

Yet another reason man-hugs are best avoided ...  

Owned by the rollercoaster

... Of course, there are way worse manly man moments ... 

He got wood

While the island-nation of Nauru has never won a war, its Army does a mean ...…

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Added by jaymann on May 1, 2017 at 11:00pm — No Comments

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