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Let's see a cat do that! ...

Or, this ... (Pit bull grabs fleeing criminal where it hurts the most ...)

Tuesday, August 15, 2017: Coming down in dribs and drabs, though jetty anglers and a few boaters are taking it in stride, seeking out fluke.…

Hi Jay, I just wanted to ask the rhetorical question of where did all the spider crabs go? For the last several years when ever we put out the crab pots we would end up with hundreds of the dreadful things, I have not seen one this summer which is a beautiful thing. We had a quest down last weekend who lives to crab and was in his glory catching 6"&7" blue claws left and right. I am not complaining just seems odd how the spider crabs have vanished. Keep up the good work. Bill

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I'm betting that's a cosmonaut ... Those dang Ruskies. 

Monday, August 14, 2017: The quick tropical groundswell yesterday really roughed up the surf and made inlet passages a bit bumpy. Although the swell dropped today, a second wave of waves will show midweek, reflecting the wave-making actions of…

Convinced it would soon become an Olympic event, Calvin practiced day and night ... 

The old "If a tree falls in a military ceremony and there's nobody around to ..." 

The winner of the "What the hell did you expect!?" award goes to…

(Will re-post this evening if any updates come in.)

Friday, August 11, 2017: Come on down, we’re holding another weekend here along the Jersey Shore. I too often slip and exclusively use the term “LBI” when talking about fun along the coast. That understates the massive presence – and fun – had by bayside folks, many of whom boat to beat the band, not…

A novel but highly effective way to expose fakers in soccer ... 

During the final phase of the new Causeway: 

You recall in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" when they used too much dynamite? See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHXK2t50S-8…

Some dogs have a nose for tracking, while others ... 

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So, I've been getting up in the morning all wrong ... 

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Why flies must learn to resist frozen watermelon ... 

Convinced the opponent was trying to run home with the last available rugby ball, Lyle stepped in to save the day. 

A tad less manly, a bicyclist who hates people trying to touch his pussy ...…

Shortly after being unable to decide between khaki or light brown pants, Nevis once again was haunted by his difficulty in fully committing to anything. .... 

Then there's that whole over-commitment thing ... 

After a decade of faking injuries, Marcella had no idea how to react in this case ...…

Surfers Take Note: 

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Forget to bring your rod just one stinkin' time ... …

Alert: 

Once again, the superior mind of man over squirrel ... 

You better hide ... I'll be getting you very soon, like next week or whenever. 

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Need info ... Jay, got half way across the bay from SC and saw…

Where did all the flower children go? Oh, I think I see the problem. 

Sunday, July 30, 2017: Insta-nor-easter wasn’t much, just a Saturday ruiner – which I guess is half-bad news for weekenders. I can tell from church this a.m. that many folks cancelled their trips upon hearing about the iffy skies. Well, they’re missing a first-rate Sunday, beach-wise.…

Never mess with a highly trained tray-guy. 

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 And why outfielding should be left to outfielders ... lady!…

Animals are so dumb ...

Then, again ... 

Yet another reason why it's best not to let uncles babysit. ... …

You mean to say it simply hadn't been tried before? 

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My idea of venting using a cat ... …

Annual Running of the Morons. "Hey, if I wear black, the bulls won't go after me."

While, somewhere in India, legislators have yet again found it unnecessary to have child protection…

"Hey, I didn't get swanked out like this for nothing ..."  

While down in the hallway of the special behavioral needs wing ... 

Tuesday, July 18, 2017: It’s already time to talk in rest-of-week terms – and it looks hot for angling.

We might be entering into…

Blessed are the, uh, chickens ...  for theirs is ... 

Then there's always pre-chicken of the sea ... 

Knowing the limits of your own skill set is vital in all lifeforms ... 

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Late-day…